Department of Government Efficiency UnOfficial Coffee Mug | Bureaucracy-Approved Beverage Container

🏛️ UNOFFICIAL BEVERAGE EFFICIENCY DIRECTIVE 2024-C 🏛️

NOTICE: This Department-approved ceramic mug has been certified for optimal caffeinated productivity enhancement.

SECURITY CLEARANCE: TOP SHELF

Efficiency Features:

• Premium ceramic construction (Approved by Materials Bureau)
• Dual capacity options for varied efficiency needs:
  • Standard 11oz (Form 3.79-96)
  • Executive 15oz (Form 4.69-119)
• Enhanced grip handle (Ergonomics Division Certified)
• Colored rim activation system (Visual Engagement Protocol)
• Microwave & dishwasher clearance (Time Optimization Directive)

PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCEMENT CAPABILITIES:

• 300% increase in morning motivation*
• Zero bureaucratic delays in beverage delivery
• Fully authorized for both coffee AND tea deployment
• Immediate caffeine distribution system

SAFETY PROTOCOLS: ✓ Lead-free certification ✓ BPA-free security clearance ✓ Spill-resistant design parameters ✓ Multi-wash durability rating

⚡ PROCUREMENT NOTICE ⚡ Each unit is commissioned upon order authorization through our Just-In-Time Production Protocol. While this may extend delivery timeline, it ensures optimal resource allocation and quality control standards.

INTENDED OPERATIVES:

• Government efficiency experts
• Productivity optimization specialists
• Coffee security officers
• Tea administration professionals

*Results may vary. No paperwork required.

🏛️ IMMEDIATE AUTHORIZATION FOR DEPLOYMENT AVAILABLE 🏛️